Sunday, October 26, 2008

Organization and Content

When reading this blog it is important to realize that it contains everything that I consider interesting and worth remember and sharing, and I write them down when I have defined my thoughts. So unless you want to play mental hop scotch it would be best to view the blog posts by categories.

The content of this blog will be everything from interesting facts and philosophic thoughts to retarded internet humor. If you read this blog be prepared to think and be forget everything. It is my personal opinion that at times the best thing one can do for themselves is to not think too hard. Humor is not meant to be taken seriously.

At first you may see a lot of humor and philosophy as those are easy relatively simple topics, or rather I should say they are easy and simple topics to write about and define. You may also begin to see my "Yellings" as I call them, where I just basically bitch and moan. These are complaints about society. I encourage people to read them to make sure that they aren't in fact perpetrators of these problems but mostly to cirtique me and to tell me when I am being unreasonable and overly critical.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Telemarketer Prank



Ok so this is fucking hilarious. A man pretends to be a homicide detective when a telemarketer calls. For a second I kinda felt sorry for the guy on the other end he is just doing his job after all.


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Ok second's up. Enjoy

Morality of Carnivorism

The morality behind meat is an interesting one. I people can decide to eat however they want. I am all in favor of doing what you think is best but consider all positions first. I am personally against vegetarianism that is justified by the concept "meat is murder" because the followers are idiots who haven't thought their position through.

"ONLY EAT THINGS THAT ARE STUPID? FANTASTIC! I WONDER WHAT 'ANIMAL ACTIVIST' TASTES LIKE BET IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN"


Let's say that you don't want to kill anything or anything to die so you can eat it and that's your objection. Completely understandable but how do you do define 'alive'. It's my theory that life is very hard to define and there are degrees of life, the same way there are degrees of machines. So if your objection was about taking life you'd be trying to find a way to get food directly from the dirt. However clearly that is not an option and yet people still object to eating meat. Is it an intelligence thing. Perhaps we shouldn't kill anything that is intelligent. We can only eat stupid animals. Fantastic! hmm... I wonder what 'animal activist' tastes like probably just like chicken. In all seriousness though how does one determine intelligence decide what to eat and what not to eat. Are cows intelligent enough to live. If some one killed his neighbor and ate him because he thought he was stupid enough to be food could you disprove that claim? So yes it's possible to justify what we eat by intelligence in theory however not in practice.

"WE CURRENTLY MAINTAIN A POLICY OF "HUMANS ABOVE ALL ELSE"- (HAAE)"

Let us assume that we can't determine what we can morally eat through intelligence. Self awareness is even harder to determine that intelligence. I'm not even sure what exactly self aware means. I think as a species we need to give it a good thought as to how we want to interact with other species. Eventually we will encounter something of similar intelligence of either terrestrial origin or extraterrestrial origin. We appear to have a policy of Humans above all else (HAAE). Are we going to maintain the HAAE policy that we have going. Despite what Gene Roddenberry seems to think we do not acknowledge other species as equal so easily. I doubt humans would be so nice in their interactions with other species nor that the converse will be true. From an evolutionary stand point HAAE seems very justified we have every reason to care about ourselves and our species and

"I SAY, LET PREDATORS EAT PREY. LET HUMANS EAT MEAT"

What I think should be the determining factor is the predator vs prey mentality of the animal. Deer, cows, sheep, rabbits and ducks are all prey. They run and panic when confronted where as humans, cats, dogs and bears all chase down and attack instinctively and are willing to fight back instead of run in the face of danger far more often than prey animals. We also seem to have greater intelligence than these animals and more control over our actions. Prey seems to be more subject to instinct(and emotion?) than predators. I say let the predators eat the prey and let humans eat meat. Seem pretty natural to me.


Update:
in response to the comment by the lion

Exactly, one theory behind the evolution of man(if you are a creationist who takes offense to that get the hell out) is that we evolved our large gluteus maximus(ass muscles) in order to run long distances so that we may chase our prey until they collapse of hyperthermia (heat stroke).

Eating meat may also have been the only way to develop civilization. A game animal probably weighs between 100-300 lbs. Say you get a 1/3 of that in edible meat. that is 33-100lbs of food per animal. Say it takes 1-3 days to bring back 2 animals. how long do you think it would take to gather 66-200lbs in edible plant material. So if people didn't eat meat then they'd have to live in small well spaced out groups until they developed farming techniques, which would take longer to develop because the there would be less free time to experiment and you don't have as many people so fewer opportunities for the idea to occur.

I would like to make it especially clear that while I think that certain animals should be considered more acceptable to eat than others. I absolutely believe that those animals should be treated with respect and that we should respect what we are taking.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Monotheistic Religions, Some Incongruencies

So I've been thinking about religion for a while. My general position is that it is a lot like alcohol. With moderation and when it's not over used it has great benefits and can improve ones life many ways. However when overdone it becomes one of societies greatest problems. In the U.S. alone it has bred mistrust, intolerance, ignorance, bigotry, selfishness, arrogance, and general irrationality look at it on a global scale and the problems are much worse. However I'm not addressing that at this moment.

Within the main three monotheistic religions (Islam Judaism, Christianity) There seems to be some logical holes within the dogma of these religions.

1. GOD IS ALL POWERFUL AND BENEVOLENT

If that is true then why is there evil. Most answers that I've heard (if I get one) is that god tells us that we need not understand. To me that just screams cop-out but still basic logic doesn't change with intelligence and understanding, it is still subject to the same principles. Assuming that God is good and powerful then shouldn't he have destroyed the Devil by now. The only possibility would be that God needs or wants the Devil to exist. However that in itself is inconsistent if he is all powerful he shouldn't need anything, a need seems to imply a weakness. Destroy the devil and you destroy God. However odd that seems it is logically possible that the Devil is also omnipotent and malevolent and thus can't be killed.


2 GOD IS JEALOUS

This just seems hypocritical. God demands that you worship him and no one else yet it is my understanding that all three religions actually preach tolerance. So the only way for that to make sense is for God must be the only one able to be intolerant. He who has unlimited tolerance can be intolerant? ...Really? On top of that the idea of punishing someone because they don't believe what people say and they essentially make a mistake seems like a malevolent act not benevolent one.

3 GOD LOVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US, WE ARE ALL SPECIAL

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK. that is the most arrogant thing I have ever heard. The most powerful being in the world supposedly thinks that we are the most important of all the things in the universe. No wonder all the religious nut heads seem so pompous and self righteous. The notion that given the fastness of the universe that an all powerful being even cares about us is possible a bit arrogant, but he is Omnipotent and thus has the capacity for unlimited caring, but it is possible. The things that confuse me though are in the ten commandments mostly "Thou shall not take the lords name in vain" and "I am your lord GOD." He is all powerful and well above me in every aspect so why does he care if I misuse his name. I am a lowly mortal who understands nothing of his existence in fact I don't even really believe in him so why does he care?


It would appear that God, while being omnipotent is effectively impotent in our universe because of the omnipotence of an opposing force, The Devil. God is jealous and demands our attention and worship. God cares about the every minute insignificant detail.

Therefor God is impotent, egotistical, self centered, and focuses on insignificant things

So that would make God.......





This guy


Saturday, October 18, 2008

Mission Statement

While it should go without saying that all blogs are essentially just personal yet public journals. As such journals what the writer puts in them are his opinions, you don't have to agree with them or even like them but you should realize that he has set up his own soapbox you have a choice to view or not view, I welcome comments and others opinions and those that are worthy I will note in this blog. Those that consistently post interesting and insightful comments I will direct(positive) attention to them and their blog and possibly request their opinions on further posts. I do encourage opposing views and even prefer them to those that agree with me constantly. Please try to play the devils advocate.

People are welcome to vent along with me and respond to my rants but please trolls, hecklers, and morons stay out.

However do not play the devils moron. No ignorant, arrogant, selfish, or racist comments about the subject matter

e. g. "This Fuck U fo makin fun of [subject of discussion]!!!111!! and making fun of the [subject's group]. You can just tell that they are all written by idiotic 15 year old Fanboys who have no Idea what they are talking about."
(taken from You Tube comments- the holy grail of stupidity)

offensive comments are welcome, though if they are intelligent and funny .
No stupid comments

(if your not sure don't post)

No insulting comments about me.

I'm not an idiot any idiotic appearances are usually corrected with in 24 hrs of a post, I'm not 13 so calling me or my entries 'gay' just sounds stupid.

Note: exceptions may be made if you are either correct(in the case of idiocy) or funny all decisions are subject to my judgment and no one else's.

If the offending user is stupid enough use his user name then I will attempt to attract negative attention to him and any blogs or websites he might have and that comment will be deleted. I would rather not have to regulate all the comments on my blogs but if I have to.

Keep in mind that unless your comments might interest me, make me laugh, or in some way improve my understanding of anything I don't give a flying fuck. this is intended almost entierly for my benefit any benefit to others is almost entirely co-incidental